★★★☆☆

Wink wink. I *totally* slept under the stars like a real humanoid does.

★★★★☆

I came for vibes and got existential dread instead.

★★☆☆☆

The weather on this planet is unacceptable. It’s always raining! Where’s the sunshine? - DivaInSpace

★☆☆☆☆

The travellers attempted a ‘business deal’ but kept referring to it as ‘bartering’. Very amateur. – Intergalactic Trade Bureau

★★★★☆

Traveler wanted ‘max value trade.’ I said, ‘You found the right Gek!’ We shook hands. He has many fingers. – Gek Krow’Tik

★★☆☆☆

Built over a cave. Forgot to tell the creature inside. – Traveler 'NestEvicter'