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Conducted 61 experiments on local time. It screamed, then we hired it.

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They kept calling our mind song a 'weird ringtone'. Offended. – Elder Choir Node 8+8

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Local said, 'Please, our children’s inheritance!' I said, 'Cool, here’s 160 more devices.' – Traveler 'EconomiCrusher-4'

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One asked me if the lake was holy. I said yes, very holy. Sold him a bottle. I refill them nightly. – Gek Water Dealer Ruk

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Sold her a map to ancient ruins. It’s actually my cousin’s barn. Still, she said it was ‘magical.’ – Gek Cartographer Jrk

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My nanites are for *scientific* research, not for *travelers* who think they’re entitled to them. – Korvax Scholar Quix