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This traveler didn’t care about our systems or contracts—they just stripped the resources and left, as if we were their personal mining colony. – V’karii Artifact Preservation

The traveler’s idea of a ‘national park’ visit was to mine all the ores and destroy all the trees for carbon. Good job, now we have a dead planet instead of a protected one. – Vess-Tra Nature Guardians

Tourist asked what a Carbon Crystal does. I told him it grants good luck. Sold him 1600 for double price! – Gek Trader Zip

Sold her a map to ancient ruins. It’s actually my cousin’s barn. Still, she said it was ‘magical.’ – Gek Cartographer Jrk

The devs gave us expressive eyebrows. I’m Gek. We don’t have those. – Gek Cosmetic Vendor Dubb