I asked if their volcanoes were artisan and the guide blinked at me. Zero taste.

One of the adults kept calling our atmosphere 'good for a picnic'. We don’t picnic. – Skywatcher Qrols

They arrived with such a volume of activated ores that our vaults collapsed under the weight. Now we’re dealing with the fallout. – T'laxian Commerce Guild

The Stasis Devices seemed like a good idea at first, but selling them drained our entire economic system. Now we’re living on borrowed time. – V’karii Artifact Preservation

This traveler had no respect for our national park. They mined every ore, destroyed entire forests for carbon, and left with not a care in the world. – V’karii Environmentalists

Traveler brought shiny boxes again! Sold 16 units of ‘Stasis Device.’ Don’t know what it does, but it smells like profit! – Gek Trader Glup

Karen asked for the manager. So I summoned the Atlas. – Gek Manager-Figure Pret