Nobody asked if I was AI. That’s how I know my blinking subroutine works. - M. Zuck

I appeared in a vision to myself. It was incredible. - Prophet Supreme Mirror

They kept throwing ‘space balls’ into our cosmic pool. The space balls are sacred. – Cosmic Pool Custodian

Thanks to the travelers, we’ve got an economy that’s completely drained. Their Stasis Devices were so expensive that we’ve sunk into a financial black hole. – Galactic Trade Collective

This traveler’s idea of ‘business’ was selling so much Nip Nip that our local currency is now practically worthless. Great, now everyone’s just high. – Zythor Galactic Exchange

Traveler: ‘The atmosphere is too purple.’ Local: ‘It’s called having a soul.’ – Aesthetic Defense Council

There’s a pyramid, but upside-down. Culturally offensive. – Gek Historian Jebb