Pretending I’m excited about this rare creature, even though I’ve seen it a thousand times. - ContentKingX

Bobby told an alien his face looked like a butt. Diplomatic incident avoided. Barely. – TalkativeTrouble

We entered a nebula garden. They complained it 'smelled like science'. – FloralRegret

The travelers’ Stasis Devices drained us dry. We didn’t think it was possible, but they literally sucked all the life out of our economy. – Galactic Merchants Collective

The traveler’s idea of a ‘national park’ visit was to mine all the ores and destroy all the trees for carbon. Good job, now we have a dead planet instead of a protected one. – Vess-Tra Nature Guardians

Tourist said ‘I want to live like a local.’ So I sold him air in a jar. Very limited edition. – Gek Vendor Zup

One built a fortress facing the sunrise, blocking it entirely. – Dawn Seer Felya