Visited a system with gravity that makes you feel like you’re in a workout. So, I called it ‘extreme fitness’. - GymAddictGuru

One traveller thought our native flora was 'some cool plants from a garden center'. We were deeply insulted. – Plant Elder Mra'aa

The traveler mined everything within a thousand light-years, leaving nothing behind. It was like watching a locust swarm, only it was a person. – Stellar Trade Alliance

Tourists asked if our moon was edible. I said yes. Sold them sand. – Gek Merchant Nibb

Beautiful views, but the wildlife stole my shoes. – Traveler 'ZenJett'

I calibrated my desk with precision, but my nanite jar vanished. They’re taking more than knowledge now. – Korvax Engineer Bral

I am attempting to study quantum mechanics, but the only thing I’ve learned is that travelers are *pocketing* my nanites. – Korvax Scientist Glon