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What the travelers didn’t realize is that flooding the market with Stasis Devices drained us dry. Now, no one has any credits, and we’re stuck with endless lifeforms. – Cosmic Merchant Guild

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They came, sold Nip Nip to the masses, and now the whole planet’s caught in a cycle of ‘get high, forget responsibility.’ Brilliant. – Vess-Tra Mineral Consortium

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The traveler called it 'treasure hunting.' We called it grave robbery. But sure, let’s glamorize the shoveling. – Preservation Society of Xual VII

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They uploaded selfies from the trench. Three lights appeared in the distance. Now our planet spins slightly faster. – Orbital Observation Core

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Tourist paid 160 016 units for an ‘authentic relic.’ I made it this morning out of scrap and snacks. – Gek Artisan-For-Today Tik’Tok

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One asked if I accept nanites. I said only if they're shiny. – Gek Collector Juuzi