★★★★☆

Worst spa rock I’ve ever meditated on. It was emotionally unavailable.

★★★☆☆

Made a ‘day in the life of a gamer’ video. Spoiler: I sat in my chair. - SofaKingLazy

★★★☆☆

Told everyone to ‘smash that like button’ for the 160th time. Let’s go viral. - LikeButtonKing

★★☆☆☆

Thanks to the travelers, we’ve got an economy that’s completely drained. Their Stasis Devices were so expensive that we’ve sunk into a financial black hole. – Galactic Trade Collective

★★★☆☆

Sean waved once. Half our tech reset to default. – Gek Technician Blorp

★★★★☆

She said my cube prices were ‘offensive to her brand’. I don’t know what that means. – Gek Analyst Gopop