★★★☆☆

We plan to terraform the laughter fields into a luxury spreadsheet resort.

★★☆☆☆

Stared into a black hole, it winked back.

★★★☆☆

The influx of Stasis Devices destroyed our economy. We sold them at high value, and now we can’t even afford basic necessities. – AstroTrade Syndicate

★★★★☆

The temple of silence now echoes with power generators and pool parties. A triumph of culture. – Historic Monument Authority

★☆☆☆☆

One traveler adjusted their HUD until the red haze looked pink. Declared the planet ‘fixed.’ – Atmospheric Crimes Division

★★★★☆

One asked if I accept nanites. I said only if they're shiny. – Gek Collector Juuzi