My translator glitched, and now everything sounds like jazz

The travelers sent a frigate loaded with ‘space blankets’ as payment. We don’t need blankets, we need actual resources. – T'laxian Commerce Guild

They thought Stasis Devices would make us rich. Instead, they drained our funds so quickly that we can’t even afford to operate our trading hubs anymore. – Stellar Trade Alliance

The traveler replaced the sacred obelisk with a karaoke machine. Worship now includes vocal warmups. – Ancients Advisory Board

They claimed it was temporary. The neon has been flashing for six cycles. – Rain Priest Doro

Karen tried to tip me with ‘exposure’. I run a galactic trade network. – Gek Marketer Dolo