Ah yes, another organic vacation, full of warmth and definitely not firmware updates.

The gravity here made my cheekbones look puffy. Absolutely unacceptable.

They thought they were doing us a favor by mining ores and cutting trees for carbon in a national park. Now we’re stuck with a desolate landscape and a lot of ‘thanks’ to give. – Stellar Ecosystem Alliance

The traveler used our sacred relics to build furniture. I believe the coffee table was once a saint. – Recycle and Regret Coalition

Sold her a map to ancient ruins. It’s actually my cousin’s barn. Still, she said it was ‘magical.’ – Gek Cartographer Jrk

A Traveler built a maze out of teleporters. Two children are still missing. – Korvax Observer Tyn-16