Declared martial law on the third planet. No one was there, but the power felt good. - High Chancellor Flame

It was an ancient tomb, a sacred place. Now it’s a crater with a rusty flagpole and a selfie terminal. – Heritage Vandalism Unit

One traveler tried to terraform the ocean into 'less ocean.' They now live in a bubble with rising pressure. – Water Judgment Committee

The traveler complained that our violet skies 'ruined the vibe' of their selfies. Apologies, next time we’ll repaint the atmosphere. – Atmospheric Council of Vhral

I designed the universe with variety, but I forgot about the whole ‘having fun’ part. You’re welcome. – Atlas

She wanted to barter her shoes for star silk. Said they were ‘limited edition’. – Gek Merchant Vek